I think Rashida can do anything she wants. She could take over the world. My hope is that i’ll always be working with, for, under, or around Rashida— and, yes, I mean that in a sexual way - Amy Poehler
(Source: cosmicthing, via righteouschester)
Jfc is Canadia even real
I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.
60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it
It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.
Daughter, night portrait session at Green Man.
Photo credit © Daniel Harris
remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif
"We only obsess over relationships that feel unfinished."
Get on the plane, get the train,
Walk 300 miles.
Get to her front door and tell her
“I know this is crazy
But I need you now.”
Our lives are too short to always be sensible,
Get the girl.
Distance makes no difference if your eyes light up when she laughs."